running or jogging?

If there is one thing that I can not stand it is being referred to as a jogger or someone saying that they saw me jogging...or someone says they went for a jog. Blah...I don't get it.

The definition for jog makes a person sound pretty bad too...from Merriam-Webster:

To move up and down or about with a short heavy motion. (Really? Short AND Heavy?)
To run or ride at a slow trot. (at least this definition has the word RUN)
To go at a slow, leisurely or monotonous pace. (may as well be walking)

Who wants to be described in this way?

I don't care how fast or slow I'm going...in my book if I am not walking...I am RUNNING. In fact, John "the Penguin" Bingham proclaimed that he is a runner even if he is slower than slow.

The next time I hear my name and the word jog in the same sentence, directed to me...heads are gonna roll. Oh yeah, I'm fierce. Hahahaha...

run, Run, RUN!